|This is now my trash bag....|
I wanted to send him a text message saying, “Thank you best friend for being able to make me look like a pervert, maniac and compulsive exhibitionist in the eyes of the world. I appreciate that. You did it again this time! Happy holidays!”
The Second Sign
A friend of mine recently got back from the
and, like many other pinoys, she got pasalubong or special gifts for her friends. Well she brought me a black Abercrombie shirt (note: size L). I tried it on. I suddenly felt the bitter bite of reality. It fits me so well I thought it was my second skin. I wanted to thank her so much for thinking that I’m not a slob anymore like I used to be and that I’m so sexy that my butt can fit in any tight-fitting pants and shirt. I guess she had too much alcohol when she purchased the shirt so I told her don’t worry, I’ll starve myself to death to wear this shirt. Philippines
However, this girl has a reputation for having an
ESP and she’s partially a psychic. I said psychic, not psycho. Perhaps she had a vision of me to be just like one of A&F’s man-whore models in the future. Thank you. You are really a true friend!
Recently we received a package from the
. It was from the couple who stayed in our home last year. I think it was December. They were accompanying their daughter who was member of a children’s choir that was performing in different cities in US Europe. We opened our doors for them and my family brought them around the city. The package was their way of thanking us.
When we opened the box, I was surprised to see a shirt they bought for me. Again, Abercrombie & Fitch. A word was written on the tag of the shirt’s collar- muscle. Muscle. MUSCLE? The word was so alien to me that I had to consult the most reliable source in this planet- Wikipedia. Wikipedia said, “muscle- something that you don’t have but don’t worry, you still have hopes to acquire them. How? It’s a mystery.”