Many- the number of times I’ve been dumped because I’m a torpe and a terrible lover.
|scene from the movie Dangerous Liaisons.... i think... hahaha!|
3 and a half- official ex’s, the half was a relationship partially official for some reason. I was young then, and plain stupid.
2- one-night stands, I don’t have many because
STD’s scare me to death.
6- eager matrons who are supporting me
4- Sugar daddies that have sponsored my education
20- flirtatious flings
15- part-time lovers
46- the lies I’ve told about my above-mentioned relationships and secret liaisons.
0%- the chances that I would tell which of the above-mentioned “facts” are lies and truths.
100%- the probability that I’d tell the truth under torture. Well, I think even before the torture begins.
1000 euros- the amount that would partially convince me to tell the plain truth.
One or two- the number of suckers who would ask me about this.
0- current number of partner.... AGONIZINGLY DEPRESSING!