Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Killing time.... in every sense of the word

NAME : Tripster Guy
BIRTHDATE: Irrelevant            
PRESENT ADDRESS: I’m so high I’m not even sure if I’m still on earth.

1. last beverage = coffee,

2. last phone call = My everdearest boss who called me from the second floor of the building of our workplace telling me to bring her a bottle of water. And I said, “Hell no!”… well, I actually said, “Sure! Still or sparkling?”, hehehe….

3. last text message = XD

4. last song you listened to = Wolfgang’s Revolution Now. Kinda missing the pinoy metal rock days.

5. last time you cried = the day Osama bin Laden was declared dead. Namatay din kasi yung isa kong kuko sa paa. It hurts so much!

6. dated someone twice = boring naman kapag ganun…

7. been cheated on = No, they find me irresistible. Hahahaha!

8. kissed someone & regretted it = why is this becoming too intrusive about my secret liaisons?

9. lost someone special = Many times, but I’ve lost one that’s really absurdly dear to me. Virtually. Oh my God, I’m becoming stupid and incoherent like many. I’m in love?!

10. been depressed = My life’s pretty much like that but I’m very hyped.

11. been drunk and threw up = It only happened once and that’s it! I don’t get it why many people love to get drunk.

12. Blue

13. Black

14. Pink

15. Made a new friend = I try not to make a new one. You can’t be sure if they’re mentally sane.

16. Fallen out of love = I’m always too in love with myself and that’s for life.

17. Laughed until you cried = No, but I wept so much one time that I started laughing out loud. After that, I went to the bathroom and took a dump.

18. Met someone who changed you = Why does that matter? Do you wanna meet him too?

19. Found out who your true friends were = I guess I still need to put them to a test.

20. Found out someone was talking about you = Everybody’s talking about me. Please note that I’m a delusional freak.

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list = What the hell is this question?

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Why do you care?

walang 23?

24. Do you have any pets = I killed them all. It was an accident.

25. Do you want to change your name = Yes. I’d like to be called George Richard Pryce Miguel Joselito Pacencio Carpio de Valencia III.

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Polished some details regarding my plans of world domination.

27. What time did you wake up today =  7:00  and then I went back sleep.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Unspeakable abomination.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Finish this questionnaire.

30. Last time you saw your Mother =  exactly 43 minutes ago, she was telling me to make some coffee.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = The decision that I should’ve made in 2002.

32. What are you listening to right now = The abysmal empty silence

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Tom who? What? You’re freaking me out.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now = Apart from Rebecca Black and my evil sister, you.

35. Most visited website = I’m not saying porn. Hahahaha! Of course, my blog!

walang 36 at 37?

38. Relationship Status = Available for superficial relationship and flings because I’m always broke. Need to get a better-paying job!

39. Zodiac sign = Worm.

40. He or She = Now this is the question you can only ask a stupid person because I can’t give you a stupid answer to your stupid question.

41. High School = no rid. No rite.

42. College = illiterate me.


44. Hair color = Black.

45. Long or short = short, silky and curly spikes. Figure that out.

46. Height = I don’t have to tell you. I’m just happy that I’m looking down at you right now.

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = Let me think…. Uhm… what do you care?

48. What do you like about yourself? = My conflicting personalities, my arrogance and hypocrisy and my “just the average nice guy” attitude towards many. But most of the time, I’m just so full of myself. That’s why I’m trying to be as patient as possible in answering this questionnaire.

49. Piercings = Hanapin mo!

50. Tattoos = Hulaan mo!

51. Righty or lefty=  I use my snout.

52. First surgery = I had my appendix removed and replaced it with a new one.

53. First piercing = Why are you so obsessed with my piercing?!

54. First best friend = My imaginary alien-friend named The Mad Magisterial Harlequin of the Popess of Mortoria.

55. First sport you joined = What is “sport”?

56. First vacation = May ganon?


58. First pair of trainers = Can’t believe that you’re actually asking me this question as if it will reveal some cosmic truth about me!

59. Eating = nothing.

60. Drinking = my third cup of coffee

61. I'm about to = get a nervous breakdown for no reason at all.

62. Listening to = an imaginary orchestra of beings of the third kind, and I don’t know where they came from.

63. Waiting for = payday and Christmas.

64. Want kids? = Bakit? Nagbebenta ka ba?

65. Get Married? = I don’t believe in marriage anymore, sorry! Hahahaha!

66. Career? = Become a treacherous invincible imperial ruler.

67. Lips or eyes = a vibrant bank account

68. Hugs or kisses = Kisses, because I don’t like people touching me.

69. Shorter or taller = I’m not asking for a dwarf or a sky-scraping human being.

70. Older or Younger = mature enough to handle a retard immature guy like me.

71. Romantic or spontaneous = Rich

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = what for?

73. Sensitive or loud = what’s that supposed to mean?

74. Hook-up or relationship = I believe in a short-term contractual relationship, one that is renewable as well whenever needed.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Whatever, as long as she’s not a psycho.

76. Kissed a stranger = I’m not a man-whore and I’m scared of STD’s

77. Drank hard liquor =  What’s the big deal about it?

78. Lost glasses/contacts =  Whatever.

79. Sex on first date = Masyado pa akong inosente para sa ganyang bagay.

80. Broke someone's heart = Unfortunately, yes because I’m a spawn of unmarried antecedents.

81. Had your own heart broken = Doesn’t matter.

82. Been arrested = Not yet!

83. Turned someone down= Pretty much everybody.

84. Cried when someone died = Yes. I cried because I was laughing so hard at the funeral of somebody I really hate.

85. Fallen for a friend = Can we just move on to the next question? This is becoming so ridiculous.

86. Yourself = Do you think I fabricated my existence?

87. Miracles = The fact that you exist is a miracle. You ought to disappear right now.

88. Love at first sight = I believe in miracles, so why such impossible idiosyncrasy like this shouldn’t happen?


90. Santa Claus = No, but I believe that there’s a half-human-half-snake monster under the Robinson’s Galleria Mall and manananggals.

91. Kiss on the first date = Just kiss, no date.

92. Angels = Yes. I see one when I look at the mirror. Me…

Sorry... got bored today, wala din magawa.... 

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