Days left before Christmas- 7 days
Number of the only god-parents that I know- 1 couple
Number of my godchildren- approximately 22
Probability that they will receive something from me this Christmas- 0 - 10%
Christmas parties in which you are grotesquely obliged to be generous for the annual ritual of exchanging gifts- 2… It could’ve been worse if I were really sociable and friendly.
Other matters to which one must spend money for the winter holidays- A LOT
Budget for all of these holiday brouhaha bonanza- Well, I wish I could have more.
ALL I WANT FOR
CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!!!!