May steam bath sa gym namin. I like it the best after mag-workout. What I like the most about it ay yung mga kwentuhan ng mga napunta sa loob. Eavesdropping mode lagi ako dun dahilan na rin sa wala akong mga kasamang kakwentuhan. Kaya ayun, nakikichismis na lang ako. Hindi naman ako halatang nakiki-epal dahil sa hamog na pumapalibot sa amin.
Steam baths are usually the ideal place para mag exchange ng mga secrets o mga simpleng kwentuhan lang.
In 10 minutes you get great steamy stories. Yun ang advantage kapag foreigner ka. Madalas iniisip nila hindi ko naiintindihan language nila, kaya ayun kwentuhan sila. Mga utu-uto! Kaya nga
pinag-aralan ko, masagap ko lang mga kwento ng buhay niyo! Hahaha! lima
Typical story line ng mga babae sa sauna-
Girl 1: So did you go for it?
Girl 2: Of course not! It’s our first date. I’m not a whore.
Naks! Good girl si Inday!
Another Girl 1: Bakit ba hindi niya maintindihan ang gusto kong mangyari?
Another Girl 2: Oo nga. They never want to understand.
The thing is, we try our best, it’s just that women are born complicated. Kayo nga eh, hindi niyo maintindihan sarili niyo, kami pa kaya!
Then I heard two girls talking about orgasms. I don’t want to reveal the details. Hearing the innermost secrets of women are so disturbing, entertaining and really puzzling. Hahaha!
Yes, women are interesting creatures. Beautiful, fragrant and impossible. The same wouldn’t be said with my own species who can be plain boring, stupid and be plain a**holes. Men are not strange. We are usually dumb. And that makes us odd species dwelling among so-called intelligent life forms.
The following are the line of stories shared by the male species according to their age groups- men (40 and above), guys (20-30), boys (16-19).
Group of men: all agreeing that the Democratic Party in
is not ready to
govern. And then business or their careers. Then sports. This will be followed
about their boring life in terms of domestic issues with wives. It usually ends
with, “Hey did you notice that chic in the gym floor?” Italy
Group of guys: Latest in sports, then their exercises and routines, followed by physical examination of each other (usually initiated by one guy, hmmm… hahahaha!), and then their sexcapades and talks about women as their ultimate sexual objects. Horn dogs.
Group of boys: Latest in sports, then exercises and routines, attempted physical examination of each other, no sex talk because some are too young but it’s usually about their girlfriends and how complicated they are, and then other girls whom they fantasy. But there’s a twist. They will talk about Pokemon, Dragon Ball or One Piece.
Alpha Males. See what I mean? But if you want my honest opinion- SQUIRTLE IS STILL THE BEST!