May bagong trip sa blogosphere- yung i-tag ka para banggitin ang anim na bagay na gusto mong ma-receive sa Pasko at kapag hindi mo gawin eh isusumpa nila ang sex-life mo.
Si Senyor Iskwater special pa yung pag tag sakin. Hindi ko naman masyado pinansin yung sumpa against sex-life. Kaso I was tagged also by Simon.
I don’t want to believe in that curse against sex life. Pasumpa sumpa pa eh wala nga sex life eh! Birhen na birhen pa po ako. Hahaha! But anyway, for the sake of blogging fun, I’ll do this wishlist. At dahil sa naniniwala ako sa “What you sow is what you reap”, I am dispelling the curse of 7 years of bad sex-life, instead I want to give a blessing…
I SOLEMNLY BLESS BY
ALL THINGS HOLY THE SEX LIFE OF THE BLOGGER
WHO WILL KEEP THE CHAIN ALIVE UNTIL CHRISTMAS, AND HE/SHE WILL F**K/MAKE
LOVE/DO SOME WHORE-F*** ING LIKE THERE’S NO
TOMORROW WITH HIS/HER LOVED ONE.
Ok ba? Kung ayaw eh di hindi nako mambabasag trip…. Hindi naman ako ang nawalan.
Here are the rules.
- Make a post entitled,
“All I Want for Christmas
2013”and please use the photo above.
- List 6 things you want to receive as a gift.
- Tag 3 friends who will make the same post. (no tag backs)
- Send me the link so I could check it up too. (optional)
So here’s my list:
Wish #1- I would like to have a Montblanc Pen. I am still old school when it comes to writing. Nawala na rin yung ibang fountain pen ko at halos sira na yung favourite kong
. It’s time to
replace it with a new one. Aurora
Here's the Catherine the Great Edition:
And here's the Carlo Collodi Edition:
Wish #2- Moleskine Notebook. Syempre anong silbi ng fountain pen kung walang notebook. Malapit ko na mapuno yung isa. And yes, I’ll keep it as a journal too. Sissy? I know. But I love scribbling too much.
Wish #3- Any drug that could calm my nerves when I’m reading the papers or watching the news. Lately punong puno ng shit ang nakikita ko tulad ng mga P*****INANG BINAY FAMILY at ang MALEDETTO
BERLUSCONI. Special mention- HAYOP TALAGA KAYO JANET NAPOLES, ENRILE, ESTRADA,
MARCOS, REVILLA, HONASAN!
Wish #4- Kung walang mag-abot sa akin ng gamot eh wishful thinking na lang yung mamatay ang mga isinulat ko sa itaas ng walang dignidad at walang kagitingan, at nawa maisama nila si Noynoy sa libing ng buhay kasama si Soliman at Lacierda.
Wish #5- One week vacation sa Paris. I would like to try the escargot, practise my French, and find love in the City of
Wish #6- A one-week session with a sex therapist, or a sex teacher, or a libertine- I need someone to teach me how to have sex. Virginity is getting quite boring lately. Hahahaha! Epekto nga naman ng mga horny games sa party. LOL! And just to make sure that the curse wouldn’t get me.
Few days left before Christmas…
- Ms. Balut of Balut Manila- because it’s been a long time since I heard from you
- June of Life and Spices- make a death-threat wish against your enemies. Hahaha! Joke! Peace negotiations list maybe…
- Kamilkshake of Do More of What Makes You Happy para maiba naman ang hangin.