Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Making the Yuletide Horny

Wala nang mas gagaling pa sa mga Pilipino sa pag-organize ng Christmas parties. This week, sunud-sunod na ang mga parties ng iba’t-ibang workplaces, companies at organizations.

Ang typical Italian party ay may mga wines, champagnes, a hundred varieties of finger foods and sweets, some music and dancing. Dito sa trabaho namin, we have a particular reputation when it comes to partying. Imagine the typical Italian Christmas party, with a touch of pinoyness- wines and champagnes are accompanied by cases of beers and a multitude of bottles of hard liquor. There are a THOUSAND varieties of finger foods, kanin at apat na putaheng ulam. Hindi lang sayawan at music, MAY KARAOKE DIN! Open mic all through the night.

And the crowning glory of this event ay ang tinatawag kong The Horny Games. Ever since I was anointed as the master of ceremonies for the past four years, I always find myself in the most awkward situations. Bakit? Hindi mawala sa event namin ang Horny Games- mga palarong may sexual content na siguradong magpapalibog sa lahat.

from Marloes Horst lingerie


Unang-una, ayoko talaga ng mga ganitong klaseng games kahit ako ang MC. Pero wala akong magagawa, yung mga superiors ko ang madalas nagpapalaro. I think that’s one way of power-tripping- putting these poor souls sa mga awkwards situations. But anyway, bilang host ng party hindi ako napapasama sa mga games, which is a relief for me.

Nung first time nag party, puro nahihiya pa kaya yung pinakamatapang na superior namin inuutusan lahat ng mga mga employee na sumali sa games, kasama ang thundering shouts and threats of hell and fire and raining brimstones. Pero ngayon, hindi na kailangan pilitin, sila na ang may initiative. Horniness to the highest level.

Kaya at the end of the party we speculate kung sino ang mag maternity leave after a month, sinong magiging bagong couple, sino ang naka one-night stand, at sino ang mag break-up dahil sa mga alcohol-backed declarations of hidden frustrations and sentiments.

This year, kahit hindi ko gusto, eh ako ang binigyan ng responsibilidad na mag organize at mag invent ng mga palaro. For this year, wholesome at may konting naughty games din. So humanda na ang lahat at narito na ang mga whipped creams, mga talong, bananas, at kung anu-ano pa!


Have a wonderful horny Christmas party!!!!

16 comments:

  1. parang masaya sa party niyo.... pasali nga ako! gusto ko ng makapag-maternity leave eh!

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    1. Kung nandito ka siguro ikaw ang first participant lagi. hahaha!

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  2. HAHA! naku, minsan dahil sa mga ganyang games may nasisirang friendship. trust. respect at kung anu anu pang values. Kung gagawa ng kalokohan it's okay basta walang maaapektuhan.. ang seryoso ko! hahaha

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    1. Masyado mo naman dinidibdib kapatid ang mga issues. Hehehe!

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  3. Kelangan din kasi ng init ang lamig na dala ng Pasko. *hahahaha*

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    1. I know. Sa susunod maghanap na lang kasi sila ng kayakap. Hay nako...

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  4. Share your horny games for the whole Pinas to enjoy this christmas ;)

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    1. Uh no. We're already hitting 95 million. I think we should slow down a bit with humping. hahaha!

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  5. haha never participated on such game so far hehe
    at sa tingin ko walang ganyan sa office kasi mejo strict sila
    pero i think magiging masaya yan haha

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    1. Masaya naman... lugi nga lang ang mga single this year. kasi halos lahat ng games puro sa mga couples...

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  6. wow titillating naman ang games! detail mo naman what you have in mind :)

    have a wonderful horny Christmas party too Mr Tripster! :)

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Sige, sakayan niyo ang trip ko....