Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Proclamation from the Court of the High Prince Lord of Oblivia, Master of the One Black Ring

To the peoples of earth, and right honourable lords and ladies of the blogosphere.

The Self-Proclaimed Grand Ducal Highness, His Majestic Illustriousness, Most High, Potent and Noble Florentine and Supreme Sovereign Prince, Grand Archdeacon and Tagalog Elector from the Most Honourable Ducal House of Stewards of the Temporal Realm of Oblivia, Lord of Gorgeousness and Master of the One Black Ring Tripster Guy has decided to renounce all endeavors of conquering nations, kingdoms and empires of this planet and ordered all his faithful underlings to halt all expeditions and all military activities of expansion.

The twin sister ring of Sauron's Ring of Power, this one forged in China (or Singapore, I think), hehehehe!


He is now convinced that it is useless to fight the Great Universal Potentate Jessica Zafra after reading all her writings. And it is dangerous to conquer the peoples of this planet, especially the people of the Philippines, who keep on electing idiots and criminals. The Grand Prince believed that no ruler should underestimate idiocy, especially if they are organized in MalacaƱang. Aliens wouldn’t even dare communicate with humans, so why should the Supreme Sovereign Prince do so?

Furthermore, I, the Master of the Great Ducal Seal, Lord Chancellor together with the Council of Regents of the Temporal and Delusional Realm of Oblivia, hereby proclaim with one voice the Great Prince’s pledge of allegiance to Her Universal Highness Jessica Zafra and his oath to become her most humble and loyal Zafranian servant.

It is hereby proclaimed that new titles are affixed the His Illustriousness. He is now the Imperial Viceroy and Vassal High King Self-Proclaimed Grand Ducal Highness, His Majestic Illustriousness, Most High, Potent and Noble Florentine and Supreme Sovereign Prince, Grand Archdeacon and Tagalog Elector from the Most Honourable Ducal House of Stewards of the Temporal Realm of Oblivia, Lord of Gorgeousness and Master of the One Black Ring Tripster Guy.

Given at the Hidden Ducal Palace underneath the city of Florence, in the year of our Lord two thousand and fourteen.

-         From the Lord Chancellor and Keeper of the Great Ducal Seal of Oblivia


P.S.


Walang magawa kundi magwala sa sariling imahinasyon. Currently reading Twisted 8 ½ by Jessica Zafra


18 comments:

  1. The first paragraph had me laugh out loud already. I just can't wait to comment and tell you that. Wait, I need to finish the entire post. Hahahaha. Weird ka din minsan ano hahaha

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    1. Weird ako. Minsan talaga? Salamat! Hahaha!

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  2. Ah kaya pala napa post ka ng ganito kasi may nabasa ka na naman na nag stir ng imagination mo. Good job, your being too imaginative really works lols!

    By the way, ang dami kong babalikan post, nahihirapan ako to keep up reading kasi ang dami ng bloggers sa circle ko. Kaya ang ginagawa ko nalang. I read one blog at a time, reading all the post I missed out. :)

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    1. I'm a sucker for the histories of the royal heads of Europe and imperial dynasties of the Orient. Even the history of popes amd the power plays between church and empire.

      Fan na fan ako niyan kaya I formulated my own title and style of nobility (megalomaniac). Hehehe!

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  3. Nakakaloka!!! Kung sa totoong buhay, ang magpapakilala sayo, kelangan laging may kopya ng title mo. lol.. o kaya, gawing exam ang title ng name mo.. hahahaha...

    may pick version ba yung ring? lol

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    1. Maikli pa yan. Mas mahaba yung original title ko. Hehehe!

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  4. Nahilo yata ako sa dami ng titles mo at sa lawak ng imagination. Felt like I need to read more books to be updated. Hi hi

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    1. Libre lang mangarap mommy. Kagit sa imagination ko maging prinsipe naman....

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  5. Hail to the HRH, then and now.

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    1. I hereby anoint you Sir Jonathan....

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  6. eto ang winner sa lahat ng titles o "Lord of Gorgeousness and Master of the One Black Ring Tripster Guy" :)

    Sayong sayo ang title na yan, akin naman ay Mistress of Gorgeousness :)

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    1. My respects to Mistress of Gorgeousness...

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  7. ang kulet....makabili nga rin niyang twisted ni Jessica zafra baka sakaling may masundot sa utak ko at maging vreative mo ako sa paglaro laro ng mga salita hehehehe

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  8. "Lord of Gorgeousness and Master of the One Black Ring Tripster Guy"

    You are twisted!

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    1. Mag-alala ka kung normal nako. Delikado na yan. Hahaha!

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  9. "It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Oblivia, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Lord of Gorgeousness forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others."

    at pinatulan ko talaga tripster..

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Sige, sakayan niyo ang trip ko....