There are many things that are a lot better than 50 Shades of Grey- a good book and literature, and a good porn movie to jack off with.
Yes. And I think I have discovered something that will definitely unite all book-worms and literary intellectuals and nymphomaniacs and chronic masturbators together in one accord, like a big orgy party. They can actually organize a convention on this, make it public so we can finally scrap that 50 Shades of Shit.
It was one of those summer nights when I had a lot of time in my hands and I was doing some cultural research on Japanese innuendos and fetishes and… ok fine! I was looking up some Japanese porn. Yes, Japanese porn is like an exotic food, you know. It’s like sushi- really twisted and weird, but very tasty. Except that it is freakin’ pixilated.
So there I was, doing my most favorite guilty pleasure- Japanese porn. And I’m very choosy. I have certain predilections for certain productions and certain straight AV actors. And there was this one particular movie clip that left me in awe.
The movie began with this scene set in a far-away countryside in
. The female
actor, a housewife (they’re always housewives) was taking care of her husband,
a former soldier who was handicapped because of the war (I really did not understand
the dialogue but there were certain suggestive elements. In porn, one can exert
all his efforts to understand every minute detail). Of course, in adult
entertainment, this means the woman pulls out her boobies to calm her husband
who was having a nervous breakdown. The wife shows she’s not happy because she
kinda misses the boom-boom-pow. She gets action from the woodsman who usually
shows up and takes care of some stuff in their household. And my oh my, that AV
actor knows how to pound! Japan
The characters, the plot, and the setting were so familiar that I wasn’t touching myself. That’s the fucking truth! Later on I realized, that I have already read this. Alas! D.H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover.
D.H. Lawrence was an English novelist who shocked Western civilization because of the explicit plot and his depiction of sexual activity, concepts that were not conventional in the early 20th century, in his novel Lady Chatterley’s Lover.
I was really amazed. It couldn’t be a coincidence. The film director of this trash is a genius. A fucking genius. I bet not all who watched it noticed the plot.
I did some more research and found out that there’s actually a Japanese porn flick entitled Lady Chatterley in
, a 70’s porn
movie (more like a softcore porn today). But this one that I’m talking about is
a legit porn- with all those bad acting and hardcore banging. Tokyo
You know how porn movies are- bad acting, stupid lines, idiotic plot, and awesome supernatural banging.
But what’s the meaning of this? Are AV directors finally adopting materials from the literary world? If that’s the case, then I am the happiest loser on earth!