Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Madam Reclusive Legislator and the Incarnate Bitch Assistant


We usually say “Drawing na naman.” whenever a plan to do something never happens or never materializes. It’s the same thing with this female legislator who came here to Italy.

I was supposed to meet this female legislator. Of course, an informal meet up, through the herculean efforts of my dear friend who’s working in the diplomats’ circles.

Wala naman talagang usapan na magkikita kami. Hello? Di naman kami bestfriends. Pero usually kasi, kapag ikaw ay isang high profile politician sa Pilipinas, the least you can do to Filipino communities abroad is to set up a meet-and-greet-kind-of-shit thing.

Walang ganong klaseng ka ekekan. According to my source, she came here as a private individual and has no official duty to carry out, although idinamay na rin yata ang trabaho niya sa trip na ito.

But that’s fine with me. At least alam ko nagtatrabaho siya. She’s actually dedicated sa advocacy niya and I am also a big fan.

The same wouldn’t be said about her assistant who is the Incarnate Bitch.



Sabi ng source ko, sobrang demanding ang potah, akala mo siya ang legislator. She was so bossy na inuutusan niya ang isang high ranking official diplomat ng Pilipinas para gawin ang mga menial jobs tulad ng magbitbit ng kanilang gamit, ang mag pa connect sa internet, at kung anu-ano pa.

I am not sure kung ganon ba talaga lahat ng top aides ng legislators. But this one’s going to mess up the reputation of the good lady legislator.

Medyo bad trip nga itong Philippine diplomat sa kanya. Binigyan na nga ang lady legislator ng dalawang secretaries to tend to their needs pero ang putang assistant laging gustong utusan yung diplomat.

Ito yung sinasabi ng mga expats dito na “ugaling Pinas”- yung mga edukadong gago na kung makautos sa kapwa eh parang siya ang may-ari ng Pilipinas.

I am really sorry for lady legislator. Nakausap ko din ang diplomat na ito and I offered my services to be the tour guide para sa nalalapit nilang official visit. I might meet the Incarnate Bitch in person and the Reclusive Lady Legislator herself.

Kwentuhan ko na lang ulit kayo sa susunod.



1 comment:

  1. Oh. I can't wait for your story on how your meet up would go.

    Be gentle and nice and itulak mo sa ilog after ha. :P

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Sige, sakayan niyo ang trip ko....