Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Doctor Who Knew Everyone (or that Guy Who's Bitchin' About Everything and Power-tripping All the Way Here From The Philippines)

I got another scoop from my friend about this supposedly famous doctor who barged into a Philippine diplomatic office together with his family to report that their passports were lost. Well, you couldn’t blame people with small brains. They always need help.

At the time, my friend was a volunteer worker in this Philippine diplomatic office. And she had to face this bunch of idiots who talk like Kris Aquino. Imagine, four Kris Aquinos talking all at the same time. Anak ng putakte magpapakamatay ako o ako ang makakapatay.

Pero medyo may bait ang friend ko that day. So tinanong niya ano ang problema ng kumag.

The doctor from Quezon started to tell their misfortune and then proceeded finally to demand that they should be given the required documents so they can travel back to the Philippines.

Note- the son of a bitch DEMANDED the required documents.

Siguro medyo hyped-up pa si doc at naka panic mode ang mga Kris Aquino versions niyang pamilya. Pero to demand something mula sa isang Philippine diplomatic office na walang authority na mag release ng mga documents na hinihingi niya ay sobra pa sa over-dramatic at overwhelming kagaguhan.

Yan ang mahirap minsan sa ating mga Pilipino. We always feel entitled to something. Lalu na yang mga katulad ni doc na nakatira sa isang exclusive subdivision somewhere in Quezon. He claimed to know a certain diplomat, a certain government official working in the Department of Foreign Affairs, and a certain Tuta of Malacañang.

Maraming connections si doc. Sayang at hindi na sinabi sakin ng friend ko dahil alam niyang ikakalat ko ito or magbibigay ako ng tip sa mga political blind-item writers sa mga iba’t-ibang publications. If you are in government at kaibigan mo ang kumag na ito, nakakahiya ka. Ginagamit niya ang pangalan mo para magkaroon ng special treatment.

Parang ala-ala ni Donya Victorina
So pinakalma ni friend ang mga Kris Aquino marionettes, made some phone calls sa embassy. She made it sure that it would be easy for these noble people of the Philippines to get what they want (simply because she wants them to shut up for once). She explained to them that this certain diplomatic agency has no legal right to produce such documents but they can help to deliver it to them and let them have a smooth exit from Italy.

Thankful naman ang kumag. Sabi pa niya susulatan daw niya ang Secretary ng DFA and tell him about their situation, at magbibigay daw siya ng magandang feedback sa service na ginawa nila.

Naturally, the doctor, just like his politician friends, blurted out empty statements and empty promises. As if may mababago sa kalagayan ng diplomatic office na ito through the help of his letter. Anak ng pating! It’s been more than 10 years na self-sufficient ang diplomatic office na ito na walang funding from the DFA. And imagine the billions of pesos na umiikot sa mga kamay ng congressmen, AND THE BILLIONS OF PESOS NA PA-GIVE AWAY NILA PARA SA BANGSAMORO STATE.


Ewan ko ba. Lately puro mga tae ang bumibisita sa Italy. Philippines, please, enough shit!   

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