Monday, June 27, 2016

The Manifesto of the Mob Republic

After the Philippine General Elections of 2016, after bringing out our worst immature highschool-like behaviour, democracy has prevailed. God has spoken through the voice of the people. We are all Dutertards after all.

 We are Dutertards.



  1. We pledge allegiance to The Strong Man who doesn’t give a fuck to anyone else.
  2. We venerate The Strong Man because he is the Father and Saviour.
  3. We curse because it’s a virtue. We keep things real.
  4. We follow his words, because we can’t have our own initiative to do good by ourselves.
  5. We believe in the justice of the vigilante.
  6. Fuck others’ opinions. We will gang up on you.
  7. The Strong Man’s humor is not offensive. Rape is probably funny.
  8. The Strong Man is infallible. It is our task to clarify all misunderstanding and eliminate (neutralize) falsehoods.
  9. Fuck the media. The media is the devil
  10. Fuck religion. There is no other god other than The Strong Man.
  11. Fuck decorum and ethics.
  12. Women of Davao are not hipon. They are free to sit on The Strong Man’s lap.
  13. Fuck human rights.
  14. It is only right if The Strong Man says it’s right.
  15. Anybody who is against The Strong Man is a criminal. Not a probable criminal. A criminal who awaits a bullet in his head.
  16. Fuck democracy and rule of law. Mobocracy rules.
  17. Kill the corrupt.
  18. Kill the presumed criminal.
  19. Kill the criminals.
  20.  Cleanliness is next to Dutertardliness.




The writer of this entry is currently seeking political asylum in various European countries. In the meantime, the Philippine government is arranging for the return of Jose Maria Sison and the execution of T.G. 

5 comments:

  1. Hindi kna makakauwi ng Pilipinad dahil dito. Pano pa tayo makakapag gala nyan? Hahaha.

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    1. sa europe na lang tayo mag gala! Sama ako haha

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    2. Magpapa sex change nako para hindi ako makilala. Hahaha!

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  2. hay naku, i was really waiting for you to react kasi sure akong same tayo ng opinion.

    AND DO NOT FORGET, SOTTO IS NOW PRO RH BILL FOR THE FACT NA HE FINALLY REALIZED AFTER SEEING A FAMILY WITH 14 KIDS IN JUAN FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE. (caps locked for emphasis of anger)

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  3. To tell you the truth I still haven't made up my mind if I like Duterte or not. I need more time. But I do like Sara Duterte... and I love Baste!!!! Hay nako! Tinubuan ako ng ovaries sabay sabog sa sobrang hot! Hahaha!

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Sige, sakayan niyo ang trip ko....